Delicious Murder

Awkward Call

Yahoo Drive By

I was driving one with my wife and her two younger, very sheltered sisters when we drove past the Yahoo corporate offices. My youngest sister in-law, who is 16 at the time, shouts "HEY, YAHOO! Can we stop here?!"

We all look at her puzzled... "Why Mimi?"

"I forgot my password and I want them to tell me what it is!"

Horseback Riding

I was telling my wife how cool it would be to hike the Grand Canyon.

She asks "How long is the hike?"

I said "About 40 miles or so"

"You must be trying to kill me!" she exclaimed

I said, "Well they do have horseback riding. Have you ever been horseback riding?"

She paused... "Just the ones outside the grocery store!"

Trail Run

So I invite my co-worker on a morning trail run with me in the mountains.

He ask, "Are there mountain lions?"

I replied, "No, just birds"

To that he says "Damn... ever worse"